High Speed Low IQ Unisex T-Shirt
Speed was never the strategy.
$20.00
Black Heather
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A targeting-display frame in night-vision green: crosshairs on a go-fast boat at sea, telemetry and coordinates stacked down both margins, and “HIGH SPEED LOW IQ” set across the top. For anyone who has watched a very fast boat make a very slow decision. This unisex Bella+Canvas 3001 cotton tee is printed on demand with direct-to-garment ink in a soft, modern fit. Machine wash cold inside out and hang dry to keep the print sharp.
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